they have not.

       The CBI manual is full of other errors about dates.  Festivals from Christian and Satanic mythology such as Walpurgisnacht are incorrectly attributed to Wiccans.  Ancient Greek and Roman festivals that I’m sure nobody celebrates anymore are listed as Satanic celebrations. The CBI Questioned Documents Examiner's Occult Guide states that Witches and Satanists celebrate personal birthdays as holy days.  This is a Satanic practice started by Anton LaVey's Church of Satan, but this practice is unheard of in Wiccan religion.  The CBI has produced quite the imaginative list, but it’s fiction, not fact.

       The lists of "definitions" and "terms" of the CBI Questioned Documents Examiner's Occult Guide contradict one another and other parts of the guide.  Some of the definitions are either incorrect or incomplete.  Two of my two favorite examples are on their list.  The first reads:  “Cathari: From the term cat whose posterior they kiss in whose form Satan appears to them." 

       I fell out of my chair laughing when I first read this definition.  The Cathari, whose name comes from the Greek root "katharos" ("pure"), were a Christian sect in southern France first appearing in the region of Limousin in 1012 CE.  The Catholic Church gave them the name Albigenses, after the town Albi (then Albig), though their movement was actually centered in Toulouse.  The Cathars considered man to be an alien traveler in an evil world.  They believed that man must strive to free his essentially good nature from this world and restore it to communion with God.  They rejected the flesh and material creation as evil, banning sexual intercourse and the consumption of meat.  The Cathars rewrote the Bible to reflect their doctrine:  Jesus was considered to be merely an angel whose death and human sufferings were an illusion.  The Cathari were well known for their severe criticism of the worldliness and corruption of the Catholic Church.  This explains why Pope Innocent III (1198-1216 C.E.) started the Albigensian Crusade and Inquisition with the object of wiping out what he considered to be a heresy.  I often see modern day "experts" defining "cathari" or "cathars" as a "Generic name for adepts in Black Arts", influenced by the biased reports of the Alibigensian Inquisitors.  It has nothing to do with cats or kissing posteriors.

 The other definition from the CBI Questioned Documents Examiner's Occult Guide defines “Polymastia” as "the sign of a witch".  I’ve seen this definition surface in other “occult crime” manuals as well.  This is straight out of Inquisitional manuals such as the Malleus Malificarum, which listed what were claimed to be characteristics which the Inquisitors could use to identify a "Witch".  The term Polymastia means "the presence of more than two breasts".  The Demonologists of the Inquisition believed that female witches had an extra nipple to feed a "familiar" animal.  They pointed out any wart, growth or mole as "proof" that their victim had polymastia.  True polymastia in the physiological sense is quite rare, affecting less than 2% of the population.  Having polymastia is not a sign that you are a member of any particular belief;  It is simply a physiological condition.  It is surprising that modern investigators of this sort would take such Inquisitional folk tales seriously.  My wife pointed out to me that Chandler, a character on the popular television show Friends has a third nipple, which he jokingly referred to as the source of his humor. According to the CBI, Chandler would be a Witch.

The Questioned Documents Examiner's Occult Guide devotes thirteen lists on twenty four pages to signs and symbols.  These are extremely repetitious and could easily be

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At right:  A typical “Satanic Calendar” from a magazine on “occult crime” put out by the Calvary Chapel of West Covina, California