Church
Bulletins
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actual Church bulletins that should have been edited more carefully:
The Fasting
& Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for
Jesus."
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM. Please use
the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to
a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care
much about you.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir
will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their
school days.
Bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What
Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday ! at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to
follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
Sunday.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
